In the interest of truth, fair ideas, and the gift of Democracy, I am formally announcing my campaign for United States President.

I don’t want to. I have to.

Our sacred democracy is threatened. There’s one source to blame: Evil. (Amplified by the Internet.)

Platform includes:

Social Media
Climate change
Ukraine
Abortion
Woke delusion
Technology
Science
Conspiracy
Truth
Israel
God
And the world’s favorite, Money!

Thank you for joining our campaign.

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